At least cut the tomatoes into smaller pieces you maniac
Phaaze13
Why are some of the ingredients so big? I’m sure vegans know what a knife is. Visually it’s a crime, but how was the taste OP?
pollywog
If you served that thing at a food truck with Edison bulbs and reclaimed wood, people would line up for hours to eat charred sourdough shards topped with rustic raw produce. It’s like an avant-garde bruschetta.
GalliumGoat
Heirloom tomatoes are great so the cut doesn’t bother me, but like, what is the sauce/cheese situation?
fistsofham11
you made a salad
SpicyEntropy
Until I saw the biscuit base I thought that actually looked kinda okay. EDIT: You need sauce you maniac. It’s not cheese on toast!
prophiles
I seriously thought that was a salad in a bowl and was thinking “What’s wrong with that?”, until I looked a lot more closely.
Stranger1982
Imho the saddest thing is that you’d have made a decent focaccia or sandwich with the ingredients.
Loud_Chapter1423
There needs to be a pizza jail
Accurate-Instance-29
GreatMercifulMoose
Even with the juicy tomatoes on top it looks so dry.
Palanki96
*Unsauces your tomatoes*
LightofPhoenixz
25 years! Next!
TheInfiniteSlash
I demand Solitary Confinement as part of your punishment, this thing caused me spiritual damage to look at.
Guilty!
LilAniplex
Dawg whats wong with you ?
2020mademejoinreddit
Vegan…First crime. Pizza…Second crime. Combining the two…
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At least cut the tomatoes into smaller pieces you maniac
Why are some of the ingredients so big? I’m sure vegans know what a knife is. Visually it’s a crime, but how was the taste OP?
If you served that thing at a food truck with Edison bulbs and reclaimed wood, people would line up for hours to eat charred sourdough shards topped with rustic raw produce. It’s like an avant-garde bruschetta.
Heirloom tomatoes are great so the cut doesn’t bother me, but like, what is the sauce/cheese situation?
you made a salad
Until I saw the biscuit base I thought that actually looked kinda okay.
EDIT: You need sauce you maniac. It’s not cheese on toast!
I seriously thought that was a salad in a bowl and was thinking “What’s wrong with that?”, until I looked a lot more closely.
Imho the saddest thing is that you’d have made a decent focaccia or sandwich with the ingredients.
There needs to be a pizza jail
Even with the juicy tomatoes on top it looks so dry.
*Unsauces your tomatoes*
25 years! Next!
I demand Solitary Confinement as part of your punishment, this thing caused me spiritual damage to look at.
Guilty!
Dawg whats wong with you ?
Vegan…First crime. Pizza…Second crime. Combining the two…
